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The Critics are Raving!

My daughter is the funniest thing since sliced bread.
-- Pat / Carolyn's mother
I used to be afraid of my sister when I was little. But now, I think she is very very, very, very, very funny.
-- Judy / Carolyn's older sister
Carolyn has come a long way in learning to curtail her use of "extreme" humor.
-- Dr. Manning/Psychologist
I don't read that stuff, but I'd bet Carolyn's are pretty good.
-- Doug / Carolyn's father
I don't read that stuff either, but Carolyn tells me she is brilliant -- Matt / Carolyn's husband
I laughed. I cried. The meds kicked in. Then I read her books. -- Webmaster
-- Pat / Carolyn's mother
I used to be afraid of my sister when I was little. But now, I think she is very very, very, very, very funny.
-- Judy / Carolyn's older sister
Carolyn has come a long way in learning to curtail her use of "extreme" humor.
-- Dr. Manning/Psychologist
I don't read that stuff, but I'd bet Carolyn's are pretty good.
-- Doug / Carolyn's father
I don't read that stuff either, but Carolyn tells me she is brilliant -- Matt / Carolyn's husband
I laughed. I cried. The meds kicked in. Then I read her books. -- Webmaster
Carolyn Zane...

Carolyn Zane and Wendy Warren are Toohotmamas!
Author of 35 books, wife, mother and yes…hot (flasher) lives with her fabulous
husband, Matt and their 5 children and 3 dogs in the scenic Willamette Valley in
Oregon. When asked to describe her family, Carolyn likens her crowd to the
Brangelia Bunch saying modestly, “Only we’re better looking.” Right now,Carolyn is back in the saddle with her new title: BEYOND THE STORM, coming out in October 2012! In the mean time, be sure to catch her on the critically acclaimed TOOHOTMAMAS Blog where Carolyn and Wendy tackle Marriage, motherhood and menopause: How to do all three and stay out of prison! They are hilarious! You'll wet yourself, guaranteed! Visit them at: www.toohotmamas.wordpress.com.
husband, Matt and their 5 children and 3 dogs in the scenic Willamette Valley in
Oregon. When asked to describe her family, Carolyn likens her crowd to the
Brangelia Bunch saying modestly, “Only we’re better looking.” Right now,Carolyn is back in the saddle with her new title: BEYOND THE STORM, coming out in October 2012! In the mean time, be sure to catch her on the critically acclaimed TOOHOTMAMAS Blog where Carolyn and Wendy tackle Marriage, motherhood and menopause: How to do all three and stay out of prison! They are hilarious! You'll wet yourself, guaranteed! Visit them at: www.toohotmamas.wordpress.com.